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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

My wife admitted to cheating on me with a married man. Should I tell this man and his wife that I know?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Trump said he was giving Iran a window to come to the table. He struck 2 days later. - ABC News - Breaking News, Latest News and Videos

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Erin Blanchfield backtracks on labeling Maycee Barber 'unprofessional' after seizure canceled UFC Vegas 107 fight - Bloody Elbow

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

After fifty years of trying, science has created the toughest diamond on Earth in a laboratory - Earth.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

share office space ...

Asia-Pacific markets trade mixed as investors assess Trump claims of 'done' deal with China - CNBC

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

What do you think of Gen. Waker-uz-Zaman's statement that "the Bangladesh Army will always stand by the people"?

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

When Chinese people see my pets, will they think of it as their food?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Thoughts on an 8-1 Rangers win - Lone Star Ball

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?